Your flash sucks so much
But it's strangly addicting...
That's how it got to front page
Plus don't steal from Martin >:(
I like cartoons but especially like making them I haven't uploaded any yet but I swear to god they're good
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The Halberd lol
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you r cool
That animation was awesome
so dicks
OMG OMG OMG! FINALLY! Someone who's not a troll, 14 and making something with less noobish accent but good grammer and has a crazy imagination! =D Welcome to my world!
Except nothing is 100 years. XD
Sensation? What, are you serious? That might have been the most lazy flash I have ever seen, and it made me die a little inside after watching it. Die, I say! You have a ridiculously unjust ego.
Don't make me bust a sex story on you like those other guys, you douche.
see it's still here
BOWJA FROM HIS CASHHHHHHHHHHHLE
you suck at life and making flashes GET OVER IT! stop bragging because your piece of crap got front page with one of the worst scores ever!
4 PHUN
Seriously, if you think your flash was such a success, well no. It isn't. Don't you know they are making fucking fun of you?
My movie has 56,000+ views therefore I am better than you and have achieved more
Who are you
You are nothing
You are less than dust
You deserve that front page. Don't ever let anyone get you down.
Tom was being sarcastic when you got on the front page.
The score is horrible.
The only reason you have that many views is it's on the front page.
You're like beaver-beaver.
Your flash sucked.
You suck.
dude your awesome, and newgrounds is sweet because it has power like that, making you popular, it must be sweet to be you right now. I love the bowser castle thing, i left u a review there too. you rock!
lmao at the comments
PRELUDE: COMING HOME
It was a boring day, as usual. All my days were boring since I broke up with Myranda, my last girlfriend. Well, I didn't break up with her, she broke up with me. She didn't really give me a reason, so I have to admit that I was a little heartbroken about it. But I managed to get over it, and started to hang out with other people.
It was the end of my first quarter of college, and an old friend Kaitlyn just came back over from the central university. We were both 18, and were kind of close. Kaitlyn had a boyfriend, and from the stories she told me, she had a lot of fun with him. We texted the entire time she was gone, so I was eager to hang out with her when she got back.
I met her at her house, when she got back. She was much prettier than I remembered. She stood at about 5'6", maybe 110 pounds; she was a bit on the skinny side. She was a D cup, one of the first things I noticed, and her ass was perfect. She hugged me when she got out of the suburban, and I hugged her back, enjoying the feel of her breasts crushing against my chest. I hadn't had sex in a while, so I welcomed the feeling that washed over me. I knew that nothing would ever happen between us, but hey, a guy can dream, can't he?
"Hey," Kaitlyn said when she saw me, slightly winded from running across her driveway. "I am sooo glad to be back. You have no idea how boring it was there."
"I kind of do," I said, grinning. "Did you forget that I go to college too?"
I poked her in the ribs, and she kind of shuffled to the side and rolled her eyes at me.
"Yeah, but you go to a community college. I go to a university. BIG difference." She poked me back and I giggled and batted her hand away. It felt good to laugh again.
She drug me over to the side of her car, and started piling stuff into my arms. I rolled my eyes and sighed. I should have known that I would help her unload everything. She giggled when she saw that.
"What?" she asked, not expecting an answer. "You're a guy. You're supposed to help me. Come on, use those man muscles!" I grimaced, trying to pick up a duffle bag. My man muscles weren't all that manly anymore.
Eventually we managed to get everything tucked away, and when we were making the final trip to lock up the truck, I saw her. I didn't know who she was, but attracted to her right away. She was a few inches shorter than me, with black hair that cascaded around her face, and fell to her shoulders. She wore a black jacket with fur around the hood. She had a C cup that was pushing against the top of it. She wore tight pants that made her ass stand out, and I immediately started to get turned on. And I don't get turned on that easy just by looking at someone, so I knew she was special. She walked right up to Kaitlyn and said "Hey," she looked at me out of the corner of her eye, and I grinned kind of sheepishly.
"Hey, Dani," Kaitlyn said, hugging her. She turned to me and said, "Dani this is Dalton, Dalton, this is Dani. She's still a sophomore in High School." She said the last part with a grin, obviously teasing her.
I grinned and stuck out my hand, and she took it. I could see her looking me up and down, taking me in. I knew I wasn't the hottest guy out there, but what I lacked in looks, I made up for in personality. I had my hair spiked that day, with a green volcom tee with a white shirt underneath it, and a pair of ripped jeans.
"It's nice to meet you," I said, looking her straight in the eye, still holding her hand.
"You too," she said, blushing and looking down. Ha. I made an impression. My lips curled up into a smile, and I chuckled a bit. My phone rang and I had to go, but I promised I'd be back later.
CHAPTER 1: THE BASEMENT
We hung out off and on for the rest of the week, and Dani and I grew fairly close. She was still a virgin, never been kissed, or had a boyfriend. She didn't know it, but I was going to ask her out. Sure, she was like 3 years younger than me, but she was very mature for her age. Eventually I did, and she said yes. I was overjoyed, and went home happy that night.
The next day was Friday, and I planned on spending the entire weekend at Kaitlyn's with Dani. When I got there, I was told to go downstairs, because Kaitlyn and Dani were having a talk that apparently I couldn't hear. So I went down the stairs, and started playing pool on her pool table. About a half hour later, they both came down. Kaitlyn had a grin on her face, and Dani was looking really shy. I cocked an eyebrow at them, and Kaitlyn giggled and drug me over to the couch. She was wearing a white tee, with a blue bra on underneath. I could tell by the strap that was poking out.
Once I sat down, Kaitlyn glanced over at Danielle.
"Shall I tell him, or do you want to?" She asked, pointing at me.
Dani blushed and said, "You can tell him. This is all quite embarrassing for me." Her face got even redder, if that was even possible.
Now my curiosity was spiked. I had no idea what they were talking about, but I was dying to find out.
Kaitlyn giggled, and shook her head, then looked back at me.
"You already know Dani is a virgin, yes?" I nodded. "Well," she continued, "She wants you to be her first."
My eyebrows shot up. I hadn't even thought of Dani in that way since the first day I met her - although I thought she was gorgeous, I found her personality much more fun. But now that she said that...I couldn't wait.
"And..." Kaitlyn added, interrupting my thoughts. "She wants me to be there, telling her what to do."
So that is what they were talking about. Thank god that their parents were out.
Dani crossed the room from where she was standing there, and sat down next to me, and kissed me deeply. I looked deep into her eyes, and just stared at her for a few moments. "Are you sure?" I whispered, my face so close to hers that our noses were touching. She nodded almost imperceptibly, and I kissed her again, this time swinging her around on top of me, so that she was straddling me.
Kaitlyn cleared her throat, interrupting our make out session. I grinned, and sat up, and Dani swung off and sat next to me.
"So where do we start?" I asked tentatively, unsure of how to proceed.
"Here," Kaitlyn said, grabbing my pants and undoing them. Dani leaned forward as she did this, and started to slide them down. I lifted my hips, and soon my pants were around my ankles, and I was standing there in my boxers, with a tent rapidly forming in them. Dani stared at the bulge, and reached out and began to explore it. While Kaitlyn took off my shoes and pants, Dani was playing with me through my shorts. When Kaitlyn was done, she and Dani pulled of my shirt, followed by my boxers.
When my dick sprung out, it startled Dani, and Kaitlyn grinned. It wasn't that big, about 6 or 7 inches. I never measured it, but I had never been able to not satisfy a woman.
Dani reached out to touch it, but Kaitlyn beat her there.
"Watch, Dani, and follow what I do." She said, grabbing my cock near the base and moving her hand up and down slowly, stroking it gently. She let go, and Dani reached in and grabbed it. I melted in her hands. They were so soft, it felt like an angel was jerking me. Kaitlyn told her to pick up the pace. She did, and I soon found myself getting close to orgasm. I said so, and Kaitlyn told her to keep going, and to stroke faster.
I came, getting four or five good long squirts out that splattered on my stomach and abs. Dani kept stroking it, slower now, because I was still hard. I didn't think I would lose my erection any time soon. Kaitlyn appeared some tissues, and cleaned me up. I pulled Dani close, and started to make out with her, and while doing so, began undoing her sweatshirt, and took it off. I looked over, and Kaitlyn was pulling her shirt over her head, and then dropped the....... HAH no more for u!!!!!!!!!!!
if ur sad watch this
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ajrcq6riRXM">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ajrcq6 riRXM</a>
Funny video.
Cock sucking cunt.
So where did you copypaste this load of shit from?
wow this was the most pointless waste of a massage board. Filled with sex stories, the few fans, the lame puns and jokes, and of course the filling of an entire message with W's. All u need left is this
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You're not a sensation, fucktard. People hate you and your flash.
Wurmy
Bowja is pretty awsum n such